Travel time!

"I have an important lesson for you, Dan."
"What's that, Rich?"
"See this button in the Blogger app? Turns out that means "publish"."
"Oops. But you can undo that, right?"
"You can't undo the email that gets sent!"

...

Seatmate: "So you guys seem to know each other. I can swap with one of you so you don't have to talk over me."
Rich: "Oh, I'm sorry, that's OK, we'll stop talking."
Seatmate: "Oh, but actually I prefer the window or aisle seat."
... Awkward silence ...
Dan: "Yeah, so do we."